fairycosmos:

i literally have to lay down after every minor task. going to the supermarket is a herculean effort. how am i supposed to live a life like this

thehandl3r:

Klaus every night in the shared hotel room:

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blupoh:

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

mulderscully:

mulderscully:

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

ellerywithablog:

chag sameach here is my favorite tree jew except censored bc i’m sharing it with my hebrew school kids tomorrow during brain break

up v late w anxiety on my birthday with COVID *plays worlds smallest violin*

heyitsspaceace:

we’ve all heard of twink death to dilf birth but i raise you dilf death to twink birth

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